Sony PSP and bits Originally uploaded by Boback.

Well, it’s now been 2 weeks (almost) since I’ve returned from my 2 month vacation in the US of A. Many fun times was had by all, and now I’m back to square one on deciding where to spend the rest of my life. Or at least, the first few years, of the rest of my life. If that makes any sense.

While in the US, I decided to invest (ha!) in a new Sony Playstaion Portable (PSP). Very cute device and tons of fun. Great for that long ass flight, or drive. Which I did a few of those long drives while in the US. South Carolina (home) to Orlando. And again SC to Atlanta, to go to the closest IKEA, believe it or not.

It was bitter sweet to come back. I miss my girlfriend more than ever, but at the same time, I needed to get back to work and life back at home. Plus the fact I missed the mixture of people who live in London. Most of all, I missed Indian food and some good Chinese food.

As they say, back to the grind stone for me.

Colorline Fantasy 2 Originally uploaded by Boback.

Just arrived in Kiel Germany. Thank god for the onboard WiFi and Internet connection, I can upload pictures as I take them.

Weather has been shit ALL the way. Though Oslo had nice weather when we left. Hope its good tomorrow for some pictures.

Scubby Originally uploaded by Boback.

Its official. I am now HOOKED on Gran Turismo 4. Like all the previous versions, life just goes out of the window and PS2 takes over.

The new Gran Turismo 4 on the PS2 allows you to take your car and take a picture of it somewhere nice, then saves it as a highres jpg on a normal USB memory stick. So I thought I’d try it out :)

Wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the hospital when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. “Oh my god!” Screamed the woman. “That’s disgraceful! why is he doing that?”

The doctor that was leading the tour explained, “I am very sorry… but this man has a serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. if he doesn’t do that five times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his testicles could rupture.

“Oh, well in that case, i guess it’s ok,” Commented the woman.

In the very next room they could see that a nurse was performin oral sex on a different male patient. Again the woman screamed “Oh my god! how can that be justified?”

The doctor replied… Same illness, better health plan

Norooz Originally uploaded by Boback.

Happy New Year to all the Iranians and Persian speaking countries around the globe.

Heres hoping the coming year will be a prosperous and glorious new year for us all, free of war, hunger, famine and full of love and joy for all of us and our future sons and daughters.

May you all be happy for a hundred years to come.

Pic #46.jpg Originally uploaded by Jodi3425.

This picture was taken by Jodi, I couldn’t agree more. I would even go as far as saying 18th Century.

Fatty Originally uploaded by bayat.

These days, at my age, sometimes I feel like my body is telling me to…WOOOO dude, take it easy. Lately, I feel really full, even if I don’t eat a lot. And strange things like, some type of cheese (which I can’t really pinpoint out) is making me sleepy.

I think I need to do more exercise. Or maybe A LOT MORE. Thanks to bayat for his picture, which in a comical way describes how I feel.

Don’t you love Windows?, originally uploaded by Boback.

How many times have we tried to be diplomatic about things and they just don’t quite come out right!!

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: When the fuck do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING: I’m certain that is not feasible. INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.

TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be shitting me.

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with … INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING: Of course I’m concerned INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.

TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in that project. INSTEAD OF: Its not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING: That’s interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?!?!

TRY SAYING: I’m not sure I can implement this. INSTEAD OF: fuck it, it won’t work.

TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn’t you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem? INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck cares?

TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the problem. INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING: Excuse me sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die motherfucker.

TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at this moment. INSTEAD OF: fuck it, I’m on salary.

TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING: I see. INSTEAD OF: Blow me.

TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it. INSTEAD OF: Another fucking meeting!!!!

TRY SAYING: I don’t think this will be a problem. INSTEAD OF: I really don’t give a shit.

TRY SAYING: He’s somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He’s a fucking cunt.

TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go getter. INSTEAD OF: She’s a ball busting bitch.

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the fuck you’re doing.

Ah, how I miss Australia’s beaches. I wish I was there now. I need to destress! Green Island and its coral. Just remember passing out on the beach and almost frying my back. Still… Fund memories.

gotSpam?, originally uploaded by Boback.

Took this picture in a supermarket in Oslo. He defiantly needs to get a new spam filter.

Its a keeper!

How many times have we tried to be diplomatic about things and they just don’t quite come out right!!

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: When the fuck do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING: I’m certain that is not feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.

TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be shitting me.

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with …
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING: Of course I’m concerned
INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.

TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in that project.
INSTEAD OF: Its not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?!?!

TRY SAYING: I’m not sure I can implement this.
INSTEAD OF: fuck it, it won’t work.

TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn’t you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?
INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck cares?

TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the problem.
INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING: Excuse me sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die motherfucker.

TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at this moment.
INSTEAD OF: fuck it, I’m on salary.

TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: Blow me.

TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it.
INSTEAD OF: Another fucking meeting!!!!

TRY SAYING: I don’t think this will be a problem.
INSTEAD OF: I really don’t give a shit.

TRY SAYING: He’s somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He’s a fucking cunt.

TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go getter.
INSTEAD OF: She’s a ball busting bitch.

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the fuck you’re doing.

Thanks to bittoren, and other sources, I can keep up with The Amazing Race on CBS, Tuesday nights. But does anyone else watch it?

What you think of the characters?

My vote goes to Kris and Jon… The only nice and calm couple. The rest can kiss my ass. Especially that Kendra bitch. What a fucking snob! :)

Ma-ia-hiiiiiiiiii Ma-ia-huuuuuuu Ma-ia-hooooo Ma-ia-haaahaaaa

http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html

Well I got hooked on this VERY cheesy Eurotrash Romanian song!!! Help!!! its soooo cheesy, its catchy.

I guess only Maaike would have heard this…

Just a lesson for you all, THIS is how you win a fight ;)

Happy New Year all friends and non-friends. May you have a peaceful and prospress new year. And donate to the Tsunami Relief… or Alternativley

Best regards!