The other night, I was thinking about the old days, the pre-mp3 player days, when people used to walk on the Underground with their ghetto blasters, and play their music, annoy the crap out of you with their crappy music, loudly.

So imagine my surprise when I got onto the tube tonight, and some ignorant arsehole had his mobile phone playing some utter shite crap rap music, loudly in my compartment. I mean where is your brain? Do you actually thing you’re cool or hard by doing that? It really irritated me, and to top it all off, the conductor didn’t say anything to him, and then they have the cheek to put posters on the walls that say “please turn down your headphones”.

One funny thing did happen on the journey, there was this moron facing me on the way home, who obviously thought he was the dogs bollox of coolness (which he wasn’t) and wore big shades, like the ones your mum wore back in the 70s. It was pitch black outside, and not too bright in the tube either. So whats the purpose of sunglasses at night and in the train? I guess he used them to perv at the women. Nothing to perv at in the winter, they’re all covered up. :p

OK, rant over.