Ramblings of Boback

Designer - Techie - Geek & Nerd

Funny if You Work in IT

How many times have we tried to be diplomatic about things and they just don’t quite come out right!!

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: When the fuck do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING: I’m certain that is not feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.

INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be shitting me.

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with …
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING: Of course I’m concerned
INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.

TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in that project.
INSTEAD OF: Its not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?!?!

TRY SAYING: I’m not sure I can implement this.
INSTEAD OF: fuck it, it won’t work.

TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn’t you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?
INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck cares?

TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the problem.
INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING: Excuse me sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die motherfucker.

TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at this moment.
INSTEAD OF: fuck it, I’m on salary.

TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?

INSTEAD OF: Blow me.

TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it.
INSTEAD OF: Another fucking meeting!!!!

TRY SAYING: I don’t think this will be a problem.
INSTEAD OF: I really don’t give a shit.

TRY SAYING: He’s somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He’s a fucking cunt.

TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go getter.
INSTEAD OF: She’s a ball busting bitch.

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the fuck you’re doing.