Ramblings of Boback

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Don’t You Love Windows?

Don't you love Windows? Don’t you love Windows?, originally uploaded by Boback.

How many times have we tried to be diplomatic about things and they just don’t quite come out right!!

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: When the fuck do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING: I’m certain that is not feasible. INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.

TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be shitting me.

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with … INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING: Of course I’m concerned INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.

TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in that project. INSTEAD OF: Its not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING: That’s interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?!?!

TRY SAYING: I’m not sure I can implement this. INSTEAD OF: fuck it, it won’t work.

TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn’t you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem? INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck cares?

TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the problem. INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING: Excuse me sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die motherfucker.

TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at this moment. INSTEAD OF: fuck it, I’m on salary.

TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?


TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it. INSTEAD OF: Another fucking meeting!!!!

TRY SAYING: I don’t think this will be a problem. INSTEAD OF: I really don’t give a shit.

TRY SAYING: He’s somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He’s a fucking cunt.

TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go getter. INSTEAD OF: She’s a ball busting bitch.

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the fuck you’re doing.